CLAY: They needed to have the Easter bunny… By the way, that is an unbelievable story. I don’t even know that we spent very much time on it, but a White House official dressed up as an Easter bunny coming by to grab the president at the Easter celebration to keep him from talking to people on a rope line because she was afraid of what he might say. I mean, that is truly… You can’t even write something that insane.
BUCK: If I asked you, Clay, right now, you could either have Joe Biden as the president or a random mall Easter bunny…? Just picked at random, you know?
CLAY: The random mall Easter bunny is probably a little younger and a little healthier and may be more sane.
BUCK: Yes.
CLAY: I never would have believed this, but if you told me right now, “You could have any Major League Baseball manager, any NFL head coach, any NBA head coach as president of the United States or Joe Biden,” I would take all the coaches. It’s crazy to even suggest that ’cause there’s some idiot coaches out there. Trust me. But there are like a hundred guys in those professions that I just named; I would take all 100 of them, I think, over Joe Biden right now. That’s how bad things are — and those guys don’t know anything about politics. But at least they, theoretically, don’t have dementia.
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