Clay’s 5-Star Podcast Review Challenge

CLAY: Dub informs me that we actually have 9,300 ratings reviews on the Apple iTunes podcast. So here’s a challenge for you. Here’s a challenge. I don’t know how quickly the ratings go up. But by tomorrow or the next day — maybe it takes 48 hours; I don’t know — I want at least 700 of you listening to me right now to go give us 5 stars so that I can update you tomorrow and say we’ve officially got over 10,000 ratings. I feel like that’s probably possible.

Now, it may be 24 or 48 hours for this to actually take place, but there are millions of you listening right now to the program, some of you watching on YouTube — hi, I just waved at you; I hope you enjoy the wave — I would like for us to go over 10,000 on the total reviews. And if you give us 5-stars, and it’s funny, ’cause you can click the 5-star without having to write anything at all on iTunes.

Over 700 of you, I’m asking you to do that right now. Give us 5 stars, and if you write a funny one, I will sign — and, look, if Dub comes back and he’s like, “Clay, gotta be honest with you: There are a hundred funny reviews that went up,” I’ll sign a hundred books. Might not even name very many of you.

But if Dub says, “Hey, there’s a bunch of funny ones,” then I will come out and I’ll go ahead and sign the book and Dub will be in charge of getting them shipped. I hate having to ship things. It is infuriating to have to go try to get anything shipped. I’ve shipped a lot of books over the years.