A ride on Splash Mountain at Disney World has been an innocent, exciting rite of passage for generations of American kids — and for parents to enjoy with them. Well, no more.

The woke mob has canceled Splash Mountain, an amusement park ride at Disney World, because they say it’s racist. Really. The ride closed today: pic.twitter.com/9ImRvMIsbc

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) January 25, 2023

Get your precious ounces of America while they last.

Disney Adults Are Losers: Park Goers Are Selling Jars of Splash Mountain Water on eBay https://t.co/Jw9zA5onob pic.twitter.com/577Gx67ipX

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 25, 2023

Seriously, this was just good, clean fun with some goofy characters.

5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad https://t.co/Ivmhh6N7Gj

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) January 25, 2023

“Can we go to Splash Mountain?” No!

The ride will be redesigned with leftist, woke ideology, because — which nobody cared about or probably knew — it was based on a classic film that riles activists today.

Splash Mountain hits 3-hour wait on final day of operation at Walt Disney World. Splash Mountain is being remade because the old movie and character have been called problematic romanticizing the old South and stereotypes about African-Americans
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— Def Noodles (@defnoodles) January 22, 2023

A flashback to happier times and Buck’s childhood in the New York City area.

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