Hochul Solves Crime! Declares Times Square Gun-Free Zone!

Well, that was easy! Why did nobody think of this before, America? New York’s unelected governor, Democrat Kathy Hochul, just solved the record crime at the Crossroads of the World by declaring Times Square — henceforth and forever — a gun-free zone!

Now, some of you are gonna say, “Hold on! This is dumb,” and you’re right. Here’s Hochul in her own words:

“What else did the Supreme Court do to jeopardize safety in our streets, which is the only way you can — the only conclusion you can draw from what they did? They said that those who have concealed carry permits can pretty much take them anywhere they want! In response, we had to come up with a list of sensitive locations where guns are prohibited. These sensitive locations will include schools, colleges, day cares, libraries, restaurants that serve alcohol — other places — parks, places people visit, work, and also we added Times Square!”

Oh, okay! Surely the bad guys are gonna see the “No Guns Allowed” sign and say, “Whoa! Kathy Hochul is scary. I don’t want to mess her.” It’s the dumbest policy you’re gonna hear about today.

Share

Recent Posts

  • Uncategorized

Minneapolis ICE Shooting Fallout: Trump & Walz Try to Cool Tensions

Clay & Buck take a look at what comes next in Minnesota.

2 hours ago
  • Uncategorized

Karoline Leavitt Schools Press Corps with Immigration Truth

Karoline, as always, comes loaded with facts for the twisted media, including that Tom Homan…

3 hours ago
  • Uncategorized

Law Enforcement Is Tough Business, But We Can’t Pull Back on Deportations

Law and order is essential. But it's not pretty.

4 hours ago
  • Uncategorized

VIP Video: Clay & Buck Take Your Calls on the Minneapolis ICE Shooting

Clay and Buck opened up the phones to callers, many of which have law enforcement…

4 hours ago
  • Home

Snow Czar Clay Reports for Fox Weather

Miss Clay's storm coverage? Watch it here.

1 day ago
  • Uncategorized

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr: We’ll Enforce Equal Time Laws for Candidates on Network Talk Shows

The FCC chair reveals his takes on the changing media landscape.

3 days ago
View Full Site