In the audio link above, Clay & Buck dig up childhood memories of enjoying amusement park rides, blissfully unware as innocent youths that beloved rides themselves could be racist!

NEW: Disney confirms Splash Mountain at Walt Disney World will be closed starting Jan. 23. The ride “will undergo a transformation” and reopen in late 2024 as Tiana’s Bayou Adventure.

Additional information about Splash Mountain at Disneyland will be shared at a later date. pic.twitter.com/9sQ9FS0Rio

— Scott Gustin (@ScottGustin) December 2, 2022

Have you SEEN Song of the South? My parents (disneyholics) got a pirated copy of it years ago, and holy fuck is it racist as fuck. We all agree, Disney would be better off not having Splash Mountain based on a racist movie that’s pretty much banned in the US.

— Hypersensory Space Rabbit Bonnie Smalley (@Bonniezilla) April 23, 2021

Because, starting in 2023, “Splash Mountain” officially becomes racist…
🤦‍♂️#WokeDisney https://t.co/sFGQRZ5IIf

— John Ziegler (@Zigmanfreud) December 2, 2022

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