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Clay and Buck

Clay and Buck

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CDC Launches Equivalent of 24/7 Fauci+

22 Apr 2022

BUCK: โ€œThe CDC,โ€ this is on CNN right now, Clay, โ€œlaunches new forecasting center to be like the National Weather Service for infectious disease.โ€ Weโ€™re now going to have the CDC harassing us with (Fauci impression), โ€œWe think the virus could go up, could go down, could be in the middle. Not too hot, not too warm.โ€

CLAY: Yeah. This reminds me of, remember โ€” you will certainly remember it, โ€™cause you were in the CIA โ€” when we were gonna get the color alerts for how dangerous terror attacks were?

BUCK: That was not one of the Bush administrationโ€™s better moments, I will say. That was not good.

CLAY: Does that still exist? I donโ€™t even know if โ€”

BUCK: โ€˜Cause everyoneโ€™s walking around like, โ€œItโ€™s an orange day.โ€

CLAY: Yes. Yes.

Clay and BuckBUCK: What am I supposed to do? What do you want me to do, orange day? Because the thing, people say, โ€œWell, itโ€™s for government readiness.โ€ All right. Well, then have it be like a government internal memo. But we donโ€™t need โ€” I donโ€™t need โ€” to be all worried about my orange day. Look at the public hysteria over masks. Itโ€™s definitely not helpful to tell everybody.

CLAY: The reason why I bring it up is hopefully this CDC platform is going to go that way, right? I can almost in my head see, like, are people gonna care next year about the CDCโ€™s analysis of viral threats, especially โ€™cause they get everything wrong anyway? Theyโ€™re like economists, Buck. Theyโ€™re good at telling you whatโ€™s going to happen after itโ€™s already happened โ€” and even then theyโ€™re still kind of making it up. But the data they can use. But they almost never get things right in advance.

BUCK: I will tell you one bit of happy news for everybody. So CNN+ lasted a month. Philadelphiaโ€™s mask mandate lasted four days.

CLAY: Thatโ€™s really funny too. They solved covid. They put the masks on, Buck, and it just went away.

BUCK: Went away immediately.

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