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C&B PSA: Post-Pandemic Paranoia Syndrome

CLAY: Buck, you and I know ’cause we actually look at the data — and it’s not that complicated to look at the data, analyze it, and come up with plans that make sense based on the data we’re seeing — there’s no way to justify suddenly a change in masking. As we’ve seen all these different cities and states, all the blue areas that have been wearing masks for so long, suddenly have recognized that the polling has turned against them for kids in masks — the polling has turned against them for indoor mask mandates, certainly for outdoor mask mandates.

And so they are abandoning all of those in rapid fashion, even though the rates of covid infection are much higher today than they were at the same date last year when Joe Biden was telling you that he was gonna solve covid. But part of this is a mental disorder which has been diagnosed by our good friend production All-Star Ali on the staff, and she wrote this up and put it together, and I think you’re going to enjoy this PSA…

ANNOUNCER: If you or someone you know is having a hard time getting back to normal, they might have P-P-P-S: Post-Pandemic Paranoia Syndrome. Signs of P-P-P-S: compulsive testing, double masking everywhere, and hanging on Fauci’s every word.

VOICE 1: I sneezed this morning and took three tests afterwards.

VOICE 2: I’ll never feel safe in a group again.

VOICE 3: I have, like, an entire wardrobe of masks that match my outfits.

ANNOUNCER: Post-Pandemic Paranoia Syndrome is treatable, and the Better Science Treatment Center can help. BS Treatment Center Services include: daily, mask-free walks and horseback rides. Group therapy that’s not over Zoom and the chairs aren’t six feet apart. Exposure to other points of view, like Clay Travis and Buck Sexton. Here’s a testimonial from Karen, whose family sent her for BS Treatment after an intervention.

KAREN: I was out of control and hit rock bottom after a booster binge. No one had seen my face in two years and when they tried to remove the mask… well, I’m not proud of that moment. But the BS Treatment Center helped me reclaim my life. Now I have a new addiction, a healthy one: Clay Travis and Buck Sexton, voices of sanity in an insane world.

BUCK: I gotta say, that one was really good.

CLAY: That’s well done.

BUCK: That’s really well done.

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