C&B Cover Some of the Crazy Viral Videos Out There

BUCK: Clay, I’ve got two Disney stories for you, okay? And you just went to Disney.

CLAY: I went. I was down in Orlando. Magic Kingdom one day. Universal Studios two days. Sea World fourth day. So, I took all my kids. We had a trip scheduled. This was back in early May or whatever it was. So I’m aware of the larger Disney ecosystem.

BUCK: You went full Florida, man, for a few days with the kids, which is great. Now, there’s two stories that I think are fun. One is really sort of short. I just want your reaction to it. Did you see the video where a guy at Disney World is proposing?

CLAY: Yes.

BUCK: And the Disney employee runs over, during the proposal, to shoo them away.

CLAY: He grabs the ring! He grabs the ring out of the guy’s hand and tells them they have to come down… I don’t know where exactly they were doing it. I think Disney apologized. But can you imagine? The guy was on bended knee with the box in his hand to open the ring and show his would-be wife (laughing), soon to be fiancée this proposal, and the Disney employee swept right in and took the box and the ring out of his hand. It is unbelievable. If you haven’t seen the video, can you imagine?

BUCK: It’s crazy. Makes you wonder, did this guy date her at some point? Was he objecting to the proposal? My dad always says timing is everything. And in this case, you know, let them get through the proposal and then tell them to move. It’s not like they were next to a nuclear reactor.

CLAY: Have you ever been to a wedding, by the way — you don’t have to tell us which one — where they say, “If anybody has a reason why this couple shouldn’t be married,” and you thought to yourself, “There are a lot of reasons why this couple shouldn’t be married.”

BUCK: Has anyone ever said anything?

CLAY: I’ve never seen anybody say anything at a wedding. In your head, have you ever been sitting in the crowd thinking, there are seven or eight things I would say, if I have to be completely honest.

BUCK: I’ve been at a couple of weddings where I thought this is not going to last. I thought it at two weddings. One I was right.

CLAY: I saw that clip.

BUCK: If you haven’t seen that, can we put that one up on ClayAndBuck.com? It’s worth seeing, guys. It’s great. My favorite clip I’ve seen in the last couple of days — this is probably an old one but it’s making the rounds again. I don’t know where this is. Someone has, it looks like a Bichon or a Shih Tzu and it chases a black bear off their property. Have you seen this one? It chases the black bear.

CLAY: I’ve seen that, too.

BUCK: And the black bear is, like, you know what? I don’t want none, don’t start none, comes back and chases the dog back into the house.

CLAY: By the way, did you see the guy get attacked by the orangutan?

BUCK: Yes! People forget, primates are incredibly strong. Incredibly strong.

CLAY: Wildly strong. If you haven’t seen that video, a guy evidently jumped over a fence to get closer to the orangutan cage to take a video — and, by the way, that orangutan was fast, right? Like that hand came out and he grabbed him in a hurry and then he couldn’t get away because the orangutan is super strong.

BUCK: You think of Orangutans, because they move slow, and you think they’re kind of chill. They’re pretty chill in the primate world, but they’re large primates and they’re super strong, and he was not letting that guy go. Don’t mess with the orangutan. It’s not a good move.

CLAY: Bad move by that guy.

BUCK: The other Disney World story, I thought this was funny because this created a lot of hubbub yesterday on the internet. There’s a couple that said… This is one of these things, I think they just posted it on their Facebook page or something, and then it went viral. So I think it went up on Reddit which got it all going.

These two huge Disney fans about a month ago had a wedding, and instead of having food for the guests at the wedding, they hired a Mickey and Minnie, I guess, impersonator or stand-in because they loved Disney so much. Apparently the guests revolted over this. (laughing) “This is crazy. You can’t take people to a wedding and not feed them!” We don’t care about Mickey and Minnie Mouse. I’m just saying, I have been… I don’t know how many weddings I’ve been to.

CLAY: So many.

BUCK: I’ve been between 25 and 35 weddings, I would say. I’ve been to a lot of weddings over the years.

CLAY: It’s a great question. I’ve probably been to that many weddings.

BUCK: I’ve been to a ton of weddings.

CLAY: How many have you stood up in?

BUCK: Stood up? What does that mean?

CLAY: Like the groomsman, up in the front.

BUCK: I’ve only been in it in a meaningful way in a handful of weddings. I only have one brother who is married.

CLAY: I’ve probably been in seven or eight weddings actually as a groomsman, maybe more, a bunch, because everybody got married.

BUCK: I’m going to put you on the spot. Are you always in charge of the bachelor parties?

CLAY: I have been in charge of a few bachelor parties. All my guys are older now, and I’m actually disappointed because everybody’s gotten married already. Now we actually have money to spend on bachelor parties. When you eventually get married one day, all the guys that you are friends with are going to have way more money to spend on their bachelor party. I got married when I was 25, right after I took the bar exam. We went out to Vegas. We had four guys in every room. Everybody was piled in. Nobody had money at that point in time. Now everybody’s got money they can spend. It becomes a different kind of experience.

BUCK: Yes, now the bachelor party has a string quartet and some Shakespeare being recited in the background.

CLAY: (laughing) Higher level talent. Higher level talent is available now.

BUCK: But back to this wedding. The basic theory is if you have a wedding, and you invite people –you could have a civil ceremony, whatever you want, but if you invite everybody to a wedding — you’ve got to feed them, and they spent — this was the crazy part — I think it was 2,750, meaning $2,750, a Disney impersonator, spent over five grand for the Disney Mickey Minnie impersonators and no food. Their guests were very upset. I think that’s fair.

CLAY: I would be more upset about not having a bar than I would the food, personally. But over $5,000 on Mickey and Minnie? Disney adults — and there’s probably some listening to us..

BUCK: Explain this to me! What is this?

CLAY: There’s probably some listening to us right now. I don’t know how you would choose to spend your vacation at Disney World without kids being involved. Right? Personally. That’s great with kids. And maybe if you’re a grandparent and you’ve been through your kids and you’re reliving the memory, things like that; but if you’re like 24, 25 years old and you’re thinking to yourself, “Hey, what should we do for vacation, let’s go to Disney World in the summer,” that sounds absurd to me.

BUCK: One thing I will say, from all the weddings I’ve been to, if you ever stand up? A little free advice, courtesy of Clay and Buck. If you ever stand up to give a toast? No one ever said that wasn’t long enough. Just put it out there. Keep it short, folks. Keep it tight.

CLAY: Also be careful of the stories you tell you don’t want to end up causing a divorce before the actual wedding begins.

BUCK: Important safety tip from Clay.

CLAY: Very much so.