CLAY: Let’s start here. Let’s see. Cry2A says, “Buck is the GOAT. I love when Buck breaks into his grandma voice when mocking the blue checks. I guess Clay is pretty cool, too. Kidding. They’re both awesome.” Jarhead2206 says, “Big mistake. My only complaint about the show, how can Clay with his man crush on Kevin Costner not mention Open Range as one of the best westerns? Probably one of the greatest western gunfights. So disappointed. Buck should have known as well. No pass given.”

BUCK: Jarhead’s got a point. He’s got a point.

CLAY: That’s a whiff by me. PublicEmery says, “More Fauci and Behar impersonations, please. They have me in stitches.” ChuckNeil says, “Gold DBAP unless you need to SPAP. Anything Clay touches is gold. If you don’t like this show, you probably wear a mask alone in your car.”

BUCK: Can we put that on a T-shirt? I love that.

CLAY: That is a great one. BannerDave says, “Buck is a bad electric motor scooter. Clay and Buck have done a really good job filling the void left by Rush. They’ve done the show there where focusing on current threats to American liberty and prosperity. Tip to Buck: Guys want to be bad motor scooters. No guy says, ‘I want to be a bad electric scooter.'”

BUCK: Oh. What?

CLAY: Guys should be…? Is there a difference between a motor and an electric scooter?

BUCK: I don’t know. Does he think that, like, Vespas are super-manly? You know, a Vespa is like you should be going around with a little espresso in your hand like, “ciao,” you know these things they drive in senility.

CLAY: Maybe well so. Duffy7477 says, “I absolutely love listening to these two, Buck broadcasting from the communist country of New York telling stories of absolute liberal insanity. Then there’s Clay living in the free country of Tennessee. The irony of listening to them discuss today’s topics living in the same country — but one lives under liberal insanity, the other in a free country — is hilarious. I love their discussions, and I think that there are a lot of stupid liberals in New York. I love when Buck takes shots at them.”

BUCK: So do I.

CLAY: That is well said, so you can go give us your own 5-star review. Dub reviews them. Buck and I are not making these choices.