Buck Flabbergasted by Clay’s Passion for the Royals

Queen Elizabeth II of the U.K. has passed away at 96, having reigned for close 70 years.

Americans spend a lot of time obsessing over the British Royal Family as the OG global celebrities, and although Buck offers condolences, of course, he’s trying to understand why this has the impact that it does on people.

To Buck, the fact this is the biggest story worldwide reminded him of a Parks and Rec episode, with the outpouring of love for a diminutive equine.

But Clay is embarrassed to admit how much he cares. See, there’s the conflict!

If anybody needs a Royal Family expert guest, Clay’s ready to come on while drinking a Pimm’s Cup and pretending he’s at Wimbledon.

Is it the mark of a right-wing extremism for Buck to point out that the only American who’s been on top for anywhere near as long as the queen is Dolly Parton?

Well, everyone both women, right? The queen’s approval rating is similar to Dolly’s.

Hmm. Buck may never be allowed to visit anywhere in the British commonwealth again. In fact, CIA professional courtesy aside, MI6 might take him out before tomorrow’s show.

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