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Brandon Couldn’t Run the Neighborhood Gas Station — No Less a Buc-ee’s

27 Sep 2022

Our esteemed president is screaming at gas stations to lower prices.

They’re starting to tick up in response to Biden’s awful policies on energy.

Reality check: Gas stations don’t make money off of gas. They make money off the convenience store. The profit margin is very small.

Biden couldn’t run a gas station. He’d run a Buc-ees into the ground.

Please note, there are no Buc-ee’s in New York City, so Buck is unfamiliar with the chain.

Clay unleashed the Buc-ee’s hordes on Twitter. He says he’d invest every spare dollar he has in the franchise if they’d let him and sleep easy that he’d get insanely rich. That’s how great it is.

It’s clearly a beloved institution.

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