Remember when people were like, “Beyond Meat’s gonna take over the planet! Plant-based diets only!” Well, look at what Beyond Meat’s head honcho took a bite out of:

The COO of vegan food purveyor Beyond Meat was arrested over the weekend after allegedly biting a man’s nose during a fight following an Arkansas football game. https://t.co/OVgvFB8rfa

— CNN (@CNN) September 20, 2022

Did you ever notice that leftist authoritarians are always obsessed with the nose?

It’s like The Walking Dead.

More appealing flavors would be — since it’s National Ice Cream Cone Day — coffee, rocky road or pistachio for Buck, who avoids strawberry.

Speaking of which, did you see this strangeness from the Surgeon General?

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I love ice cream cones—without the ice cream. Happy #NationalIceCreamConeDay! pic.twitter.com/x1WmwpNTrm

— Dr. Vivek Murthy, U.S. Surgeon General (@Surgeon_General) September 22, 2022

Chocolate chip cookie dough is Clay’s top choice — and it wins by a wide margin, not not just by a nose.

Incredibly, our guest Roma Daravi joined Buck in professing her love for pistachio.

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